The Story of Premature

Alright...some of you may wonder why a guy would choose a name like Premature. Oh wait...he didn't pick it. It was given to him by us..lol. Though before i continue, Premature insists that my description of the story is exaggerated...but we all know that he's lying!

So he meets this chick at a tuition lesson and falls in love with her. By "love" I mean, a teenager from an all-boys school who's excessively horny and craves for contact with the opposite sex, which we all can understand right?

1 year and 2 months into the relationship (sofar they've only held each other) she grabs his hand and Premature's body stiffens for just a moment, as though time had stopped. At that instant he relaxes and yup...he blew the load! (Premature would like you to know that he easily gets steamed by her, so...) But don't worry man, its a gift! Other guys actually need more than just a touch..haha!

So we figured that Premature is an awsome name to remember him by...


That's Premature in the shower...