The Mathematical Function Y= f(Penis)

Now, are we not glad that Graphing Techniques was not tested on friday's math test? Well at least Sexual Frequency was. It also made him seriously think about how he's gonna pass that chapter for the june common test. So after having studied it in depth today, he really got the hang of it...In fact, he got so enthusiastic about it, that he spent most of his time on deriving the equation which he calls Y= f(Penis).

The Results

OK...you have to admit that the results are rather astonishing; f(Penis) is given by the equation f(Penis)=[(m+x)^n+(n+y)^m]/[a^n+nb^3]. The constant "a" determines the length of the dick, "b" the testicular radius, "n" the saggyness of the scrotum and "m" the volume of the German WWII Army Helmet...

For some guys, the length of the dick takes the form "a^n" where "n" is less than 1. This means that as "n" approaches infinity, "a" converges at a sum to infinity, which turns out to be 5 cm (erected of course)...I do not want to mention any names...

Future Prospects

Sexual Frequency is hoping to discover the equation of the testicular asymptotes and the dick's tensile strength, as well as the most probable region of dick warts soon...haha!