A night to remember

Random quote:
'' It was my first time, I felt such elation
Oh no. Premature ejaculation'' - Premature




Approximately 11pm, 24th august night :

I walk to my bedroom seeking solace in cushioned heaven and I hear the cries of an estranged soul from 13 floors below.

'' Yea I saw you making out with him!''
'' NO I didn't!!''
'' You did! You were on the couch and...''

At this point, a deep monstrous voice sounds"

'' MAN. They're so lucky there ain't any Asian chicks around. I love FUCKING THE SHIT OUTTA FAT ASIAN CHICKS!!''

I was intrigued, but my fatigued body rendered me an immobile corpse in a cushioned coffin. I slept.



Approximately 8 pm, 25th august:

The voices start sounding from 13 floors below. I must explore. I take the elevator down.

I walk by the gathering of 3 males and 3 females, eyeing the beer bottles with an insatiable lust. Before I can act, I hear:

'' HEY!! Indian DUDE!! Come join us Man!!'' .
It was the deep monstrous voice. His name was Brad.
'' DUDE! Does your chick read the kamasutra?!''

I soon realised that a universal bonding tool humans use is alcohol. It offers an escape from reality, and since most people hate their lives, it makes perfect sense why it is so popular.

We bonded over bottles of beer, sharing our previous alcohol-induced experiences and our tragic relationships. Alcohol is the link between bottled up emotions and perceived reality. I was sharing experiences with these people that I had long forgotten. Suppressed anger and unexpressed joy, all set free by 5 strangers and bottles of beer. One girl, (whose name shalt not be revealed) even shared her ''intimate'' secrets and fantasies with us.

It was an evening of revelations. The 5 Caucasians(especially brad) realised that most Indians don't read the kamasutra or give it to their girlfriends/mothers. I realised that even if you enjoy fornicating with overweight asian women, fantasize about sadomasochism or just wanna be a plain old motherfucker,alcohol makes us bond together not just as friends, but as humans on a whole level. I also realised that insects seem to benefit from human secretion more than plants and that I should wash off the alcohol smell before I go home.