The Mathematical Function Y= f(Penis)

Now, are we not glad that Graphing Techniques was not tested on friday's math test? Well at least Sexual Frequency was. It also made him seriously think about how he's gonna pass that chapter for the june common test. So after having studied it in depth today, he really got the hang of it...In fact, he got so enthusiastic about it, that he spent most of his time on deriving the equation which he calls Y= f(Penis).

The Results

OK...you have to admit that the results are rather astonishing; f(Penis) is given by the equation f(Penis)=[(m+x)^n+(n+y)^m]/[a^n+nb^3]. The constant "a" determines the length of the dick, "b" the testicular radius, "n" the saggyness of the scrotum and "m" the volume of the German WWII Army Helmet...

For some guys, the length of the dick takes the form "a^n" where "n" is less than 1. This means that as "n" approaches infinity, "a" converges at a sum to infinity, which turns out to be 5 cm (erected of course)...I do not want to mention any names...

Future Prospects

Sexual Frequency is hoping to discover the equation of the testicular asymptotes and the dick's tensile strength, as well as the most probable region of dick warts soon...haha!

The Story of Premature

Alright...some of you may wonder why a guy would choose a name like Premature. Oh wait...he didn't pick it. It was given to him by us..lol. Though before i continue, Premature insists that my description of the story is exaggerated...but we all know that he's lying!

So he meets this chick at a tuition lesson and falls in love with her. By "love" I mean, a teenager from an all-boys school who's excessively horny and craves for contact with the opposite sex, which we all can understand right?

1 year and 2 months into the relationship (sofar they've only held each other) she grabs his hand and Premature's body stiffens for just a moment, as though time had stopped. At that instant he relaxes and yup...he blew the load! (Premature would like you to know that he easily gets steamed by her, so...) But don't worry man, its a gift! Other guys actually need more than just a touch..haha!

So we figured that Premature is an awsome name to remember him by...


That's Premature in the shower...

My Friend's Trip to Greece

Just a few days ago my friend sent me his holiday picture from Greece. Its a beautiful scenery. You might notice that strange cliff in the middle of the picture...enjoy!

The Day We Were Born

18 May 2007..
Yup, SAJC can be a boring place...but 9 Bastards have come together to make it MOE's Nirvana. Virgin, Fitty-Fitty, Arab, Sexual Frequency, G-Spot, Premature, Rated Ash', Sad Face and Ethnic Cleanser (I know his name sounds mean, but please make an effort not to beat the shit out of him; he's just a product of pure evil who believes that birth is an STD) are the pioneer members sofar. For those in SAJC, you probably don't know who we are but do look out for guys wearing B-Crew shirts and get to know them...your JC life will never be the same!